31 Hilariously Disturbing Things Kids Said Like It's No Big Deal

These kids made their parents need serious therapy.

31 terrifying things kids said without meaning to at all (probably). Kids are weird; anyone who's ever had one knows this to be true. Sometimes, that weirdness crosses the line from odd into full-on terrifying creepiness. Thanks to reddit and social media, parents the world over can share some of the most spine-tingling things their kids have ever said. Here are 31 of the creepiest statements children have ever uttered.

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